04 May 2009

9 secret words by women

I found this interesting article dari blog yang baru aku jumpa.9 secret words by women....Aku copy untuk dikongsi bersama.First baca title aku dah tertarik....bila aku baca entry ni...aku gelak...sebab aku memang buat semua 9 benda ni masa bercinta dulu ...
p/s: Normally 9 secret ni digunakan kepada teman lelaki dan terima kasih kepada zirah yang kongsi secret ni....

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

 Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

 Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

 Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 

 Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

 That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

 Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). 

 Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! 

 Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to no 3.


Anonymous said...

uhu 9 secret have been explained..

Mel said... klu asis ada gf...careful with this word...hahaha

Kebanyakan perempuan praktikkan

Miss Syamsina said...

i like these.. ;)

Mel said...

huhuhu...bagi hint kat budak lelaki syam...huhuhu